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Let’s be honest—nobody logs on to read about the Loan Originator Compensation Rule expecting to laugh. And yet, here we are. Somewhere between Soviet architecture and Peloton instructors, this legal blog post delivers the mortgage industry equivalent of a stand-up routine in a concrete bunker.

The author, Brian Levy, kicks things off by comparing the LO Comp Rule to Brutalist architecture—a metaphor so spot-on it should be cited in CFPB training materials. You can practically hear the cement crumbling as they describe the Rule’s soulless, Soviet charm. It’s regulatory concrete, poured in 2014, and still trapping mortgage professionals like a Kafkaesque escape room where the only puzzle is: Why is this still a thing?

The commentary on the CFPB’s June 4 “Rescission Notice” is priceless. With a notice so short it might as well have been scribbled on a Post-it, we’re left to wonder if “Rescission” means “we’re thinking about thinking about rescinding something” or if someone just leaned on the keyboard by accident.

Then we move into the lawsuit section, a plot twist worthy of a Netflix legal drama: industry insider turned class-action plaintiff’s attorney. The author’s reaction to Ari Karen switching sides is delivered with the exact amount of friendly betrayal and professional whiplash you’d expect if your fantasy football teammate got traded mid-season to the team you’re playing this week. Peloton tribe affiliations are even used to gauge trustworthiness—because in 2025, that’s a thing, apparently.

There’s also a genuinely hilarious bit where the blog explains that borrowers who did get discounts (allegedly via impermissible LO comp reductions) might actually have no damages. Translation: “Congrats! You saved money… now shut up and stop helping the plaintiffs.”

But the true comedic high point is the proxy test/lead source workaround/Bozo Buckets saga. I laughed out loud at the phrase “Bozo Buckets” in the context of federal compliance. At this point, we’re one compliance memo away from full clown makeup and juggling rate sheets.

Even the footnotes are comedy gold. Who else turns a citation into a critique of Milwaukee’s lakefront architecture, a dissection of CFPB director Chopra’s attorney slurs, and a team-based review of Peloton instructors? If academia adopted this style, attendance at law school lectures would triple overnight.

Bottom line: this piece somehow threads a needle through bureaucratic absurdity, legal nuance, and industry gossip with the tone of a mortgage-fluent John Oliver. It’s as if your compliance officer discovered sarcasm, paired it with a thesaurus, and went rogue.

Final verdict: 5 out of 5 Brutalist Concrete Blocks.

Highly recommend—for mortgage nerds, legal masochists, and anyone who likes their regulatory commentary with a twist of wit and just the right amount of side-eye.

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